We will continue to beg Arby’s for a sponsorship-even one as insignificant as a free Jamocha shake, please, just a sip-until we receive a cease and desist letter hand-delivered by the anthropomorphized cowboy hat that lives in a cage deep within Arby’s labs. * The 2021 Esquire Gaming Awards, as well as anyone a member of or associated with the Esquire Gamer Zone, is not sponsored by Arby’s. Since our time gaming during this fleeting existence is short, we’d like to cut to it and present: The 2021 Esquire Gaming Awards, Sponsored By Arby’s*. (This year’s awardee won by a landslide.) Rest assured, everything on this list has been thoroughly vetted, debated, and agonizingly thought through in private and public fits of deep contemplation. So now, I would like to raise a virtual glass to my fellow members of the Esquire Gamer Zone-Sarah Rense, Cameron Sherrill, and Dom Nero-who joined forces in a series of chaotic, end-of-year Zooms to decide the best, worst, and weirdest from the past year in gaming.** If you’re unfamiliar with how we do things, know that you will see traditional awards-Game of the Year and all that-alongside indispensable honors, like Best Himbo. My fellow gamers: I did, in fact, not die. I was seeing green and yellow and blue spots in my eyes, sweating through each and every pore of my body, my heart fluttering under the caffeinated influence of GHOST Gamer- this was when I started juicing in the name of gaming journalism-when I thought, Will I live to write the introduction to The 2021 Esquire Gaming Awards, Sponsored By Arby’s*? There was a time when I thought I wouldn’t make it to today, writing to all of you, here at The 2021 Esquire Gaming Awards, Sponsored By Arby’s*.
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